Red Flags

My friend recently sent me a newspaper article about online dating. More specifically, this article focused on another woman's experience with online dating. She shared excerpts from some...uh...award-winning emails and talked about what she thought were red flags. I decided to add a few of my own.

- If the guy has the word "eagle" as part of his username, he is probably at least 48 years old and has gray hair. Not good if your age cutoff is way below that or don't dig guys with graying hair.

- Guys who have the word "knight" or "[fill in adjective][fill in color]eyes" are probably neither.

- What's up with creating usernames that are based on questions? Especially that have to do with dating? Example: "imsingleru" DUH!

That's it. I'd write more but it's past my bedtime. My next post will catch you up on some of the funny and not so funny post-break up drama.