Seen or Heard

For the last six years, my friends and I have gone on a 6-stop, highly orchestrated, themed pub crawl to celebrate my birthday. It is always fun...and always dramatic! Here are some funny things that were seen or heard during the 2007 crawl last weekend...

"We're too cool for this bar, but not cool enough to hang out with you and your friends. That's why we stopped by after all."
- group leader of another pub crawl who initially refused to join our crawl; we ended up annexing them for the evening.

"That girl is psycho, I can't believe he's dating her."
- my sister's reaction after a former co-worker's current girlfriend aired their dirty relationship drama to her after meeting her for 10 minutes

"Don't be mad -- I have to leave early tonight. I couldn't find someone to sub my Sunday School class tomorrow morning."
- a pub crawler to the birthday girl

"So what school do you go to?"
- a pub crawler to my 34-year-old sister and her husband

"What I really wanted to say was, 'I want to hug you little man.'"
- my sister's reaction a few minutes after a pub crawler thought she was still in grad school

"Sorry guys. I'm already ovah my capacity right now. We're not even doin' one-out, one-in. Your gonna have to wait."
- the bouncer to us outside the final pub crawl stop where we had our hearts set on dancing up a storm.

"What's up with the cowboy hats tonight? A ton of people have come in here wearing them!"
- cashier behind the 7-11 counter to me and EP while we purchased gatorade and chocolate cookies at 2:30 am. At least 24 of us on the crawl were wearing cowboy hats.

"I woke up and out of the corner of my eye, saw her straddling him on the couch across from me!"
- a pub crawler's report from when she woke up after the pub crawl to see two pub crawlers getting lucky in the same room after knowing each other for 3 hours.