This Just In...

My profile's been up for about an hour. Here's what's "biting" at this of night...
- guys who are 35+ years old
- European guys who are balding
- guys who can't spell or adhere to basic rules of punctuation
- guys who like to send out blanket generic messages like..."I just joined this site and it seems like we have a lot of common" when really they've belonged for months and just send the same message to any new faces who come up in their saved searches

I can hardly contain my excitement.